Wednesday, July 12, 2006

z is for zaftig . . .

From an away message . . .
Adventures of Anna: The Whitest Girl on Earth

(Actual Exchange at Bar)
Guy: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn your ass is BIG!
Anna: (upset) Oh god! I'm sorry! I work out a ton but it just won't...
Guy: No no no... girl, it's SICK!
Anna: Oh god... I'll go away. I'm sorry.
Guy: Baby, come back!

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